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your balls are fucked mate 

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle

guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR

your balls are fucked mate by cockwafer June 13, 2024

Capital Q 

A gangster, a straight talking hustler, a collector of all things Switch and a master of all things TMBG trivia. Winner of an Emmy award but can't get laid for shiiiiit

"He's such a Capital Q that even Quinn Collard wouldn't swig his backwash."

Capital Q by cockwafer May 14, 2024

John Flansburgh 

A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.

Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."

Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."

John Flansburgh by cockwafer May 14, 2024