your asshole
1. (n) the anal opening, specifically, yours. you are probably sitting on it right now.
2. (n) poop goes out, my penis goes in
2. (n) poop goes out, my penis goes in
your asshole by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005
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your asshole
You.
Your asshole better shut the fuck up or we're gonna have a serious motherfuckin problem - right NOW.
your asshole by homes 661 January 8, 2012
Jump Through Your Asshole
1. Being required to follow an unnecessarily complicated procedure to accomplish something
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph
Man, with all the bureaucratic red tape around here, you’ve gotta jump through your asshole to get anything done!
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.
Jump Through Your Asshole by Darktowerfan December 14, 2021
Finger popping your asshole
*knocks on bathroom door*
Him: baby, quit Finger popping your asshole! We are going to be late!
Me: ...Just getting out of the shower...not at all ready.
Him: baby, quit Finger popping your asshole! We are going to be late!
Me: ...Just getting out of the shower...not at all ready.
Finger popping your asshole by The feminine product March 11, 2018
you don't know shit from your asshole
The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.
you don't know shit from your asshole by djstickyfing3rz April 3, 2015
grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili
what a queer cowboy does.
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