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A shit website that rebels in the shadow of pornhub and has 144p videos.
P1: Dude! Get out of my room I'm watching youjizz!

P2: *shits*
youjizz by Hectoroni February 21, 2014

youdissrespectingme

1)Chavspeak:A term used to by many of the chav culture, most often the female gender (see chavette)in the opening stages of a fight or Bitchfight often
uncomprehensable and even unprouncable to most other members of cultured society, it roughly translates into English as: Are you disrespecting me? however, as with much chavspeak, what would constitute a sentence in any other civilised language is crammed into one stupidly large word.

2)Chavspeak:(Insult)A Request for a Beating. What makes this word so offensive is its origins. Since it is well known that most chavs dont have the basic knowledge to comprehend the concept of respect, The term must have originated from watching copies of the godfather films(stolen of course)which is why many chav's who use the term are instantly beaten to a pulp.
other variations many include:

Youdissrespectingmyfamily
/parent(s)/daughter/Brother/
Sister/Dog/Goldfish.etc
youdissrespectingme by Hooky August 27, 2005

YouDiedScoreRespawnQuit 

This is what the Minecraft screen looks like when you die. Go play Minecraft.
when I died the screen said "YouDiedScoreRespawnQuit."
1. The desciption of a girl who isn't afraid to talk her mind.

2. The act of being erratic and explosive
3. Someone who swears excessivly
4. Plotting revenge in their head and with their friends, but never actually goes through with it
5. Hating a piss off
verb
Stop youjining!

We should totally youjin about him!

Im such a youjin right now

Noun
You're such a youjin!
youjin by chucky avenger 123 July 13, 2010

youdaism 

The belief in yourself
I am in the process of converting to youdaism.
youdaism by DrJingles May 3, 2015

youdiction 

Youdiction is the addiction to YouTube and YouTube vlogs.
Jamie thinks Michelle has a youdiction to the vlogs she watches
youdiction by J/M/C December 17, 2016