The term used for a person or company that acts as if it is capable of doing a certain job towards its customers, but in reality outsources jobs as soon as they come in.

The youshiki asks a customer some monetary amount, and pays the people who do the actual work less. The youshiki then keeps the difference.

Phil: I hired a Japanese company to inspect this building, but they sent some Mexican company to do it instead.

Bob: I'm afraid you have wasted your money on a youshiki.

Phil: Had I known this, I would have hired the Mexican company straight away.

youshiki by 7aar.cr November 30, 2011

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Youchube

How an Australian says youtube

A. It's youchube
B. No it's youtoob
A. Bloody Yank

Youchube by Peanut_Man December 3, 2017

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YouChewb

The Bitish version on YouTube

Thomas: Oi have you seen Tommyinnit's new YouChewb Video
Larry:Yea, super funny innit.

YouChewb by BruhMomentHalo November 6, 2020

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youchie

Its an expression or term used when someone is in an extreme disgust or distaste.
Its an interjection of surprise reaction because of something gross.
Its a cuter way or saying "yuck" "ouch" and "yikes"

A: omg, wth I don't believe in god ugh.
B: oh noes , why call him if yah don't believe in him... yanno you're sooo youchie!

youchie by primaverabebe July 10, 2010

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Yoichi

Yoichi Yukimura is a fictional, but good lord is he hot, character from the game "Camp Buddy." he's a tsundere and acts rather tough in game; but over time, he'll open up and somewhat adopt Keitaro's personality. i'm currently obsessed with him...

check out more on the 'Camp Buddy' fandom wiki.

(Heads up, 'Camp Buddy' is uh.. NOT for young audiences-)

Me: "Yoichi is HOT, AGHHHH"
Friend: "Calm down, usually you're not into anime-"
Me: "SHUSH AND BUY ME A BODY PILLOW ALREADYY"

Yoichi by Keitaro Nagame (i wish) October 7, 2020

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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