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A forum dedicated to YouTube Poop.
The average day on YouChew:

ChewfagA: I'm leaving.
ChewfagB: POST PORN
ChewfagC: I never really liked you, but I'll kind of miss not having you around. Farewell.
ChewfagA: I'm back
YouChew by _s March 31, 2009
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YouChewPoopCritic 

YouChewPoopCritic is a YouTube account (now closed) in which a group of editors pretended to be a ten year old named, “Matt Williams” who acted like a toddler and spammed/trolled on YouTube poops and YouTube poop discussions. Matt wrote and acted exceedingly immature, trying to convince others that he was WalrusGuy’s alternative account, best friends with Nintendo’s Super Mario character, and the inventor of YouTube poop videos. Matt Williams had a brother (also fictional) named, “Todd Williams” who served as a poor guardian due to a deceased father and alcoholic mother.

After five months of irritating YouTubers, the editors of the YouChewPoopCritic came clean confirming the account was a hoax and portraying the message of not being hateful on YouTube.
Usually, YouChewPoopCritic would spam/troll YouTube poops with messages such as this …

“thiss yootoob poop was REELY bad!!!1 i shood knowe, becas im reely walrusguys alternative acound!!!!1 im alsoo the enventor of yootoob poop vidoes! im serous, yoll belev me wen yoo wach mie fantabulous vidoes!!!1 i evenn hav a fancklub chanel caled ‘YCPCriticFanClub’ !!!!!!1
plees wach mie vidoes and leev a communt but plees be NISE becas meen coments hurt mie feelings!!!!!!!1
bie the way, I AM NOT YTpoopsucks or YCPCriticAlt!!!!!1”

(Written by YouChewPoopCritic)

Youchewbe 

The british version of saying youtube
Oi, did you see KSI's new youchewbe video?
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026