you like this 

Phrase to say when you've done something amazing and/or humiliating to someone else.

(while playing foosball).

Other kid: *scores own goal*

You: "own goal. you like this"

you like this by WADDUP BROTHA May 23, 2011

dame bicth you live like this 

to point out a mess of a house

dame bicth you live like this

dame bicth you live like this by deez 123 October 3, 2023

get you a mans like this

A phrase someone says when a man does something polite or charming. It means to get a respectful boyfriend like the guy you are referencing is to his girlfriend.

Jenna: Hey Charlie, can you go get me some more water?

Charlie: Sure (gets up to go get Jenna water)
Jenna: Can you also grab the ketchup?
Charlie: Yeah (grabs ketchup and water and brings them to Jenna)
Alice: Get you a mans like this!

get you a mans like this by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 30, 2020

like this if you cry every time 

A statement or phrase, normally at the end of a terrible powerpoint involving a poorly written "sad" story, signaling the viewer to give the creator the attention which he or she so badly craves. See Like Whore.

Girl: "bf, will you love me 4 ever?"
Boy: "no"
Narrator: "girl runs into street and is hit by car. boy sees if she am OK. She dead!!!
Boy: "I meant to say i will love you 5 ever!"
Narrator: "Like this if you cry every time."

like this if you cry every time by TheWopShop December 30, 2013

If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight 

Dislike if you hate this If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight quote.
Like if your one of the HEATHENS that like it.

Youtuber: If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight
Me: shut up bitch.

If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight by Gomazi the robot May 21, 2022

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your by bluetextman July 29, 2021

this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy 

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this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy by gawkgawk147 May 20, 2023