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you blow 

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just another way to say you suck. When people are annoying you or getting you mad or even if you had plans to do things with someone and all of a sudden they cant, you respond with "You Blow".
Gosh you blow!

"Are we still going to the movies this weekend?" - boy
"No I can't. My mom won't let me out." - girl
"Damn you & your mom blow" - boy
you blow by Tim-la March 10, 2008
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You blow your father with that mouth? 

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A solid comeback for when you're getting roasted but they say a bad word so you respond with this.
Tony: you blow your father with that mouth?
Black guy from the hood: the fuck did you just say to my sister?
Tony's son: so that's a crack ho

You blow me

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Naman you fucker, it means blowjob; You blow me
You blow me by Nandavv February 10, 2017

Who you blow

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contacts are important, helping people is too, but giving people want they want is best
it's not what you know, it's who you blow
Who you blow by jaffaw July 14, 2009

slow, you blow 

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If you're slow, you blow your opportunity.
The XYZ Company is hiring. But you better hurry up and get over there--you slow, you blow.
slow, you blow by G8rsRGr8 September 10, 2016

Who you blow

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The thing that, more often than not, determines whether you get hired or promoted.
It’s not always what you know, but who you blow.
Who you blow by SiL3Nt J September 17, 2023

reap who you blow 

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The consequences of giving oral sex to anyone.
Before she could appear in the bukkake video ... she had to sign a "reap who you blow" contract.
reap who you blow by Arnie Grape August 12, 2023
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