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YOU WHAT? 

YOU WHAT? by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018

You what youuu what 

You've have just had some great news.. ie a bet has come in or an all clear test result from the clap clinic. Perfect for beginning to tell your friends about some good news you've just had. You must emphasise the second "what", building up to it creshendo style.
"You what youuu what, that curry paste did come out with soap and water"
You what youuu what by DDougins June 12, 2008

how you what 

How you what bruh?

Nothing bouta go to the store real fast
how you what by WestSide317 December 18, 2017

tell you what 

A Southern United States phrase; it usually shows disgust or suprise with a situation or person.

Because the phrase tends to be used by itself, many people in the North US who hear it think that the speaker has not finished their sentence.
A, Southerner: "That Joel; I tell you what."
*a few seconds pass*
B, Northerner: "... What?"
A, Southerner: "I just TOLD you!"
tell you what by Leilani_h June 10, 2005

show you what time it is 

Function: verb

Etymology: Hood / Pimp Talk

To slap, typically across the face, with the palm facing inwards and the back of the hand making contact.

Note: It is not necessary to actually be wearing a watch to "show you what time it is."
Bitch you got my money or do I have to show you what time it is?

i tell you what 

chiefly southern, esp texan. added at the end of pretty much anything, esp to add exclamatory sense to a clause. has a somewhat cryptic meaning known only to southerners. so you non-hicks, stop trying.
i tell you what by yuan January 6, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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