you’re you

you are you

“Why am I like this?”

“you’re you”

you’re you by imsmart January 21, 2018

I'll tell you when you're younger

1. An incredibly annoying way of stating that you just don't want to tell them something; might be for personal reasons. (Knowing that you cannot get younger; it therefore means one will never tell them what you are referring to.)

Caitlynn: Why won't you look at my face when we make love!?

Me: *turns away and thinks to self "ah crap, here we go again... c'mon, think of something!* ...I'll tell you when you're younger...

I'll tell you when you're younger by The OPB: Original Purple Belt October 13, 2010

you're & your 

there is a difference between your and you're! your is the property of the person you are talking to.
you're is you are.

your cat is a bitch
you're a bitch

here is the difference between you're & your. now stop being stupid.

you're & your by skskskskkskskskskskskkks69 October 31, 2019

If you are there then you’re down. 

If you’re there then you’re down — the unfortunate situation of being put in a position to have inadvertently chosen a side in a fight against opps leading to events where you will soon have to prove yourself to be deemed worthy of remaining among the living.

To say the least this is a life changing moment.

And a cliché.

A great example of this is being a passenger in a car as a drive resulting in fatalities has been perpetrated.

Another example is giving someone a ride who then spontaneously decides to rob a store or gas station; and, you are on camera as the driver and your partial tag is identified as the get away car.

All of the rules of silence and fidelity apply even though before the act you were just a “square” with fast friends.

In order to gain trust, one must commit escalating acts of criminality which makes one deeply implicated in the activities of the crew. This is how villains are born.

P.S. it was no accident that one is chosen to “accidentally” be in that situation. It was a draft, not an accident.

Any similarities to people living or dead is purely coincidental,

If you are there then you’re down. What happened just happened. Listen up, from here you take no walks. You have to stay on the reservation. You didn’t see nothing; and, you don’t know nothing. Anyway, you are our number one draft choice because we all came up together.

If you are there then you’re down. by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 5, 2022

“You’re just scum!” 

“You’re just scum!” — Nikki Haley’s succinct description of Vivek Ramaswami that caused him to have a gas face in the middle of the MSNBC televised debate on 11/08/2023. It was an Indian on Indian shoot out and we are certain that Vivek shot first.

He missed.

And like Han Solo in the Star Wars retcon, Nikki moved her head drew her blaster and nailed “Tandoori Greedo”.

If you come at the queen; then you better not miss! And she did that shite wearing the five inch heal that he criticized; and she looked good doing it, too.

Ramaswami: Your daughter’s on Tic Tock; get your own house in order.

Haley: Keep my daughter out of your mouth; “You’re just scum!”

“You’re just scum!” by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 8, 2023

If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats. 

If you try to hard to portray yourself as a certain person (e.g. being rich) in a dating market and don’t sell yourself as a personality at all. You are going to attract people who are only in for the money.

Abba: Dang! this rich dude got robbed by one of his ONS.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.

If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats. by HotMommasDaddyStepCousin August 28, 2021

You're A Colin 

To do nothing and everything at the same time

You're a Colin when you simply do fuck all but proclaim to have done everything and anything.

You're A Colin by IDontLikeCreative January 14, 2022