The Yoglert is a type of gnome that came into existence long ago. The Yoglert can most closely physically be related to the main character from the hit 1980's series "David the Gnome."
The Yoglerts were forced to sell yogurt on the side of the road, lest they be forced into prostitution. No one buys their yogurt. No one.
Him: "Hey honey! While we're on this long stretch of highway, why don't we stop at this Yoglert stand and buy some of their crappy yogurt?"
Her: "No."
A very insulting insult used by highly intellectual person(s). This insult may be too powerful and could destroy someone in one single blow. This word should only be used by only people capable to endure the pain of being called a "yoglett"
A Yoly is the safest, most nurturing place to hide out. Female in nature, male in appearance, and home inherently. A yoly will take the worst possible situation and solve it, and if a yoly can't solve it, then a yoly will call for back up. A yoly can often be silly however will execute compassion and understanding at exactly the right moment.