A infantile yogurt, usually flavored
strawberry or
vanilla, and rarely blueberry or boston cream
pie. A yoglette's life-span is usually between 1-2 days before fully maturing into an adult yogurt. Your yoglette
may decide ti become a Go-Gurt , in which case they will need to be removed by the Y.A.P. (yogurt affiliated
police.)
If you notice that some of the "yogurts" in your refrigerator are acting childish a firm spanking
may be required.
When factory workers get frisky they make a new batch of yogurts. Now your yogurt as a yoglette
may either be a yogurl or a yoguy.
Whenever choosing a yoglette from the store it is important to remember that all yoglettes are individuals and shall not be discriminated against. A chocolate yoglette is just as if not more entitled as a
vanilla yoglette.
Many yoglettes and yogurts out there believe that they are the aeryan race among dairy products. Now as such, if a yoglette or yogurt feels that they are not the most frequented dairy in your fridge they
may imprison other dairy products and attempt to spoil them.
Yoglettes and yogurts are not so different and feel that they should be classified under one group name, "Yo-Kin", and making a
joke like , "I'm just Yo-Kin with you." Will deeply offend the Yo-Kin race and will not be tolerated, as such next time you try to ingest a Yo-Kin they
may begin to call all humans misogynistic pigs, and will start a campaign in your neighborhood, that is already widely known as "Yog lives matter."
