Yoglert 

The Yoglert is a type of gnome that came into existence long ago. The Yoglert can most closely physically be related to the main character from the hit 1980's series "David the Gnome."
The Yoglerts were forced to sell yogurt on the side of the road, lest they be forced into prostitution. No one buys their yogurt. No one.

Him: "Hey honey! While we're on this long stretch of highway, why don't we stop at this Yoglert stand and buy some of their crappy yogurt?"
Her: "No."

Yoglert by InSilverFlames1 October 6, 2008

yoglett 

A very insulting insult used by highly intellectual person(s). This insult may be too powerful and could destroy someone in one single blow. This word should only be used by only people capable to endure the pain of being called a "yoglett"

Friend: you're such a yoglett

Friend #2: how could you *dies*

yoglett by Simply Swag March 5, 2018

yoglette 

A infantile yogurt, usually flavored strawberry or vanilla, and rarely blueberry or boston cream pie. A yoglette's life-span is usually between 1-2 days before fully maturing into an adult yogurt. Your yoglette may decide ti become a Go-Gurt , in which case they will need to be removed by the Y.A.P. (yogurt affiliated police.)

If you notice that some of the "yogurts" in your refrigerator are acting childish a firm spanking may be required.

When factory workers get frisky they make a new batch of yogurts. Now your yogurt as a yoglette may either be a yogurl or a yoguy.

Whenever choosing a yoglette from the store it is important to remember that all yoglettes are individuals and shall not be discriminated against. A chocolate yoglette is just as if not more entitled as a vanilla yoglette.

Many yoglettes and yogurts out there believe that they are the aeryan race among dairy products. Now as such, if a yoglette or yogurt feels that they are not the most frequented dairy in your fridge they may imprison other dairy products and attempt to spoil them.

Yoglettes and yogurts are not so different and feel that they should be classified under one group name, "Yo-Kin", and making a joke like , "I'm just Yo-Kin with you." Will deeply offend the Yo-Kin race and will not be tolerated, as such next time you try to ingest a Yo-Kin they may begin to call all humans misogynistic pigs, and will start a campaign in your neighborhood, that is already widely known as "Yog lives matter."

That yoglette is misbehaving it better grow up soon.

Yoglettes are tastier than other yogurts.

I love my baby yoglettes.

yoglette by bILBOY32 August 8, 2016

purple headed yogert shooter

A penis. From the shape and ejaculation

She wants my purple headed yogert shooter!

purple headed yogert shooter by Jeremy December 3, 2002

yoglet 

The extremely smooth and soft skin of a person's underchin.

My friend has the softest yoglet of anyone I know.

yoglet by Radny November 2, 2009

yoglette 

The juvenile form of a yogurt. Typically found in a weight watcher's program, and in your mothers refrigerator. Many yoglettes are vanilla, but some have been known to have been created as strawberry kiwi, peach, blueberry, and other assorted flavors (fuck yoplait.) Also yoplait is the antichrist of young yoglettes as they expect yoglettes to be different flavors. A yoplaitologist is one who studies yoplait flavors.

Phil: "Honey did you hide the yoglettes again?"
Phil's bitchy wife: "YEAH they are in my stomach you fart sniffer!"

yoglette by bILBOY32 September 14, 2016

Yonglert 

A Super Slur used against people with a large penis.

Guy (has large penis): hey man whats good
Other Guy: whats good yonglert!
Guy (has large penis): dont say that :(

Yonglert by Manofslurs September 22, 2021