yoguy

Young white guys from the suburbs need to sound cool and tbus cannot address each other with "Hi Tom" or something semsible like that. Those with reeeaaly thin vocabularies have recently been gravitating to 'YO' for 'hi' and 'GUY' for whatever the addressee's real is. The natural contraction has become 'yoguy'

YOGUY check my new rims they're deck!

by scum-bag March 29, 2005

yoguy

A male yoga fanatic.

Sven is quite a yoguy. He practices yoga 7 days a week.

by xntrc October 12, 2005

Oikos yogurt

J’s favorite yogurt EVER often confused with chobani but he’s since moved on to oikos as his trademark favorite strawberry or in raspberry flavor, known to buy both by the bulk but for some stupid and strange reason it’s been out of stock everywhere in the west.

J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR

No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence

Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily

Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack

Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things

by Postage it January 27, 2022

Yogurt Male

A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.

Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.

by YogurtTruther October 5, 2021

youy

You have just mistyped Youtube and are now looking at google search results containing videos titled youy which have amassed hundreds of thousands of views over the years.

God damn it, I just typed youy again instead of youtube.

by fatautisticredditor September 23, 2020

Shaking My Yogurt

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating

"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"

by Deez.Nuts May 5, 2015

Yogurt Male

Extremely sexy and yogurty. They are among the top achievers of man including sigma males alike. Significantly better than shrigma males and alpha males. If you see these men with yogurt it's already over. They are mostly found in giant, tall buildings looking out the window eating their yogurt.

A yogurt male just slept with my wife.

by I love yogurt October 31, 2021