yoghurt suprise

while smashing a woman vigorously with your wombworm from behind, and begin to tingle like a paedo in madeline mccann, exclaim "baby im coming", "ooo yeah i wana cum on you baby", or even "wwwaaaaeeehhh on your arse love!". At this point, squirt, tip or pour depending on your general love-tap spray a portion of yoghurt on the small of her back, her arse or other point on the back of her body. She will then turn around, and at that point the suprise comes into effect, jam your chappie into her face and chafe away at the fella and spaff glorious amounts of man silk into her aghast face....shout "suprise!"

dude, the other night i was down doggy with mel when i decided to give her a yoghurt suprise...should have seen her face!

by donkeywillymassive October 30, 2008

Vanilla yogurt suprise

When you masturbate into a cup of vanilla yogurt and serve it to your guests as h'ors deuvres at a ritzy party... Especially effective if you have herpes or syphilis.

Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:17:58 AM): I masturbate into cups of vanilla yogurt and serve them as euderves at my ritzy house par-tays
warm like toast (1:14:57 AM): you are hilarious
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:05 AM): why
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:25 AM): is it because i kill hobos

by Stank Queen December 5, 2004

Yogurt Suprise

When your having (vaginal) sex with a female and she discharges during it.

"I heard you had sex with her"

"Umm yes...yes indeed i did...but I got the Yogurt Suprise when I was about to bust"

"Haha thats fucking gross bro. Was it messy"

"I dont want to talk about it."

by xST0NERx 420 January 7, 2012

Chocolate Yogurt Surprise

1. a cup of yogurt in which chocolate is found.

2. When a guy shits in the girls mouth, then she eats yogurt. The guy then proceeds to stir the mix in her mouth with his dick and then she gives him head.

When John and Mary had no more ideas for their crazy sex games, John gave her a Chocolate Yogurt Surprise.

by Journalism man May 20, 2009