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Vietnamese gang kids. The term is ironic; derived from the fact that yetis are usually short, not so hairy and have small feet.
Lina: In the middle of me belting out a Mariah number at 'rokes (kareoke) a dozen or so yetis showed up. They shot two people and the fish in the fish tank.

Thuan: They shot the fish? That's cold.
yetis by Miss Tang July 20, 2008
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yetis on my mind 

Yetis on my mind is the premier track by JHAZE and YoungPhatHefner, both from Moncton, New Brunswick. It tells the tale two determined young lads who smoke their yetis with your bitches or alone. (note: Yetis are a mix of tobacco and marijuana)
Cut a snip of a smoke, pack it down with some dope, use a cig to poke, now just take a toke

It was Grade 9 when I started smokin', used to do a bit now I'm always tokin'

Fuck my asthma, fuck my lungs

I've got yetis on my mind, always smokin' on the find
yetis on my mind by Poppin' yets November 2, 2013

Its Sometimes Yetis 

Yetis exist. This particular type of person is the logical one. Sometimes it IS yetis making that huge branch crack in the middle of the campground. Sometimes its the Russian government doing tests in the mountains; just never know!

If you meet someone who says 'its sometimes yetis'. You probably found the one that would help you survive in the wilderness.
Sometimes....its a deer the dog is barking frantically at in the middle of the night; but we all know Its Sometimes Yetis

It's Always Yetis 

A person who uses this saying is pretty awesome. They know the shadows are something to be wary of and would DEFINITELY also have a vampire stake in their back pocket. Trust the always yeti clan..paranoid, yes, but logical and would survive an apocalypse.
It's always Yetis but it's also sometimes the neighbors cat

It's Never Yetis 

Only person that believes this is literally anyone named Jordan.
Jordan: Its Never Yetis. Even when it is. It's never Yetis
It's Never Yetis by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019

Yeti Chow 

A vagina that is so nasty and torn up it look as if a yeti chomped all over that shit!
"Damn her pussies yeti chow!"
The act of pouring an alcoholic beverage into an insulated cup, and bringing it into an area where alcohol is restricted.
Me and the boys yeti up at the Country Club.
yeti up by jacksonrown July 12, 2019
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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