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Yardstick 

“How much is that sack gonna run me?”

“Throw me a yardstick”
Yardstick by meanstreetsreggie August 17, 2019

Yuckstick 

What a man gets from having intercourse with a girl who has poor feminine hygiene.... causing a foul smelling residual substance on the forementioned mail..
Mark: So whatever happened to you and Rebecca?
Andy: Well one man can only endure so much yuckstick
Yuckstick by Handyandyman March 15, 2010

Yelpstick 

Yelp stick is a penis that belongs to a man on yelp.com.
Usually referred by women on yelp to male yelpers.
I heard from Tati R. that his yelpstick was teeny.

Girls be looking for yelpstick on the threads/
Yelpstick by Sofalish December 13, 2012

gerkstick 

A below average sales person who often annoys co-workers.
He's such a gerkstick.
gerkstick by God of Words 420 February 28, 2022

yardstick 

a line of cocaine so big and girthy the only capable nose that can handle one will be found etched on the side of mount rushmore
holy shit, you blow monkeys keep ripping yardsticks that big your going to end up like jim morrison or even worse doing atrain bad with a rough case of the "meth mouth"
yardstick by poopbandit#2 April 26, 2007
Beautiful Green-eyed girl who treats you with respect and kindness. She is very sweet, but shy at first. But once she opens up to you, she is beautiful inside and out and filled with love.
That girl is a yeetstick!
yeetstick by Yeetstick July 24, 2018
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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