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yellow hat 

yellow hat is,literally a yellow polo hat, however it represents much more symbolically. yellow hat is to be worn by the champion, the best at what they do. Yellow hat is a sign of accomplishment and commands respect. You dont get yellow hat, you earn it.
i can't believe it, i accomplished yellow hat, this is the greatest moment of my life!
yellow hat by Yellow hat contender October 24, 2005
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The Man in a Yellow Hat 

His name is not ted you have been lied to
The man in a yellow hat is not named ted

Dirty man with the yellow hat 

The act of constantly spanking one's monkey while eating a banana using too much teeth.
I give myself the best dirty man with the yellow hat.

Said the man with the yellow hat 

A phrase used to subtly imply that the sentence just said by your friend or peer wasbullshit or just plain stupid.
"I would climb that tree to the top with no ropes"

"Said the man with the yellow hat"

I HATE YELLOW BUS! 

This is probably one of the most famous things said by someone in the history of man and dog.

It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.

Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service

More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!

*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!

yellowhammer 

Actually, it's a reference to inbred people from Wilmington, IL. Though being that Alabama is in the South and most ignorant people think inbreeding is a southern only thing, I can see how some could think that.

Wilmington became famous for being a stop on U.S. Route 66, which followed the route of modern-day Illinois Route 53. A notable attraction for travelers along this route is the hammers or yellow hammers that live in brodies woods they once worked on the railroad using yellow hammers and set up residency in Wilmington. They bred within the family and became mutant from insest.
Watch out for those yellowhammers when in Wilmington!
yellowhammer by fr0sty_nugs September 11, 2009

yellowhammer 

We call people from Wilmington Illinois Yellowhammers, because at one time the hillbillies there were inbreeding. When I asked a chick where she was from, and she said Wilmington. I asked does she have any bruncles (brother+uncle)
if you say hes my brother/uncle and you are from Willmington Illinois. You ARE a yellowhammer......

If you say Hi Bruncle Tom, and are from Wilmington Illinois, you ARE a yellowhammer

If you look at your teen daughter and think shes do-able, and you are from Wilmington Il, you ARE a yellowhammer
(if you are from elsewhere, you should be hung from a tree, including Wilmington Illinois)