yeesus 

The nigga Jesus always wanted to be but couldn't

"Yeesus Christ you scared me"

yeesus by Trumpinator April 13, 2016

Yeesus Chryeest 

The one who died for our spins, our meme lord and savior.

Yeesus Chryeest compells you!

Yeesus Chryeest by HuhIGet May 3, 2018

Blasting Yeezus 

To penetrate a partner's anal cavity, often with vigour.

Derived from the aggressive, jarring and unorthodox nature of Kanye West's 2013 masterpiece 'Yeezus', much like engaging in anal sexual intercourse.

Lloyd: Let's play tennis sometime.
Harrison: Nah bro play me in basketball I'll be blasting Yeezus on your ass.
Lloyd: Don't do that again I'm still sore from last time.

Blasting Yeezus by Mrkky June 10, 2018

Yeetus Deletus 

A nonsensical phrase that is a combination of "yeet" and "delete"
It can be used as a spell in which one extends their hand, pointing at something with a 👌, and screams "YEETUS DELETUS." This immediately deletes whatever you yeets

"blah blah..."
"YEETUS DELETUS"
"guyhirfbsjfdgbjh" *dies*

Yeetus Deletus by Joe Schmo III October 17, 2018

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus 

The better alternative of Go commit die.

You - "Go commit die!"
Me - "Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus!"
You - ...
Me - "oof"

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus by oofwhy September 16, 2018

yeetus yeetus kneecap deletus 

the most powerful spell used by any mage ever. in 1792 it game ended Hitler by deleting his kneecaps and yeeting them to an alternate dimension where ugandan knuckles is still funny. if you say this to someone they will instantly lose their kneecaps and commit die.

Person: You can't defeat me mortal!
PeRsON 2: YEETUS YEETUS KNEECAP DELETUS NORMIE
Person: *commits death as the russian anthem plays with the bass boosted beyond comprehension*

yeetus yeetus kneecap deletus by Big Stale Meme November 9, 2018

YEETUS DELETUS 

When you're trying to ban someone with the speed of a yeet.

Ooo you trying to trigger me?
YEETUS DELETUS!

YEETUS DELETUS by NobleShyGuy November 8, 2018