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d'year me 

Short for "Do you hear me/Can you hear me?"

Mainly used in the North.
D'year me ya thick fooker?

D'year me? What about now? Now? Now? What about now???
d'year me by Wajid Kahn October 31, 2007

second year Ronan'd 

An expression used to describe when your life is in turmoil due to self inflicted damage, but your having great fun
Lads, I have no hope of passing my exams, but tonight I'm getting second year Ronan'd

leap year drunk

The level of drunkenness that you're only dumb enough to achieve every four years or so. Utterly shattered. A leap year drunk usually results in an epic story of debauchery that can only be told by the friends of the victim, or, often, total strangers you you gave your phone number to.
Alissa: On Friday I went out with Melissa and got REALLY drunk ... I mean like leap year drunk. She can tell you about it better than I can, though.
leap year drunk by spamania December 30, 2007

the seven-year ditch 

When an established couple decides to separate at the seven-year mark.
Several of my friends divorced after 7 years. The seven-year ditch rule must be in effect.
the seven-year ditch by Xeenie February 15, 2009

Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit 

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.
Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"

sophomore year depression 

Sophomore year depression is a mental illness characterized by intense feelings of sadness and hopelessness in your sophomore year of high school. Depression follows you like a creepy ex on Instagram throughout high school, but the most intense periods of this disease come in your sophomore year due to unfamiliarity with these new feelings.

This disease is commonly caused by random things you did in your freshman year and most likely the summer of. By this point, you have probably gotten in to the world of high school dating and maybe even got in to a relationship and somwhere along the way got your heart broken. You also probably dealt with getting used to high school, which took a toll on your mental health.

If you feel Sophomore year depression you should know that, much like spicy food, you don't feel better the more you go through it. All you can do is increase your tolerance to this lingering feeling all throughout high school.

It's statistically proven that the best year to get depression in high school is sophomore year, due to the lack of AP classes, SATs, and college applications. This gives you more time to lie in bed and think about what the fuck you're doing.
Sophomore: I've been feeling so down lately, all I wanna do when I get home is get in bed and sleep. I hate high school

Senior: Ah, looks like you got Sophomore year depression.