yawnza

That tired, bored, or low-energy feeling — especially when you’re pretending to care or listen but really just want to yawn or zone out.

Yawnza : Yawn + drama, when tired but pretending to care

“Listening to their story like yawnza.”

yeah, yeah, yawnza!

by JJiNey June 19, 2025

Yawnia

The enchanted land of talking creatures, magic, adventure, double entendres, and metrosexual ambiguityland in the book "The Lying Bitch & Her Wardrobe". A politically incorrect version of Narnia with creatures like Mr. Numbnuts the Faun, Skeppy the Bosche Kangaroo and the Scouse Beaver, And of course, the bootylicious White Bitch. Haslet the Smoked Pork Lion is all that stands between the Bitch and Yawnia.

'...you will meet a scent-whore who will guide you.’
Lacy clapped her hands in delight.
‘You mean a creature that is half man half horse?’ she asked excitedly, as this was her first trip to Yawnia.

by Pedrosa von Beagle November 16, 2006

Yawnrape

The act of putting your finger inside someone's mouth as they yawn and shouting "yawnrape!", or just shouting "yawnrape" after someone has yawned.

Dan: **yawns**
Brad: YAWNRAPE!!

by Bubbles_wishes July 2, 2009

yawntagious

1. When you yawn and it makes someone else yawn. 2. A combination word of yawn and contagious that Chris could not come up with.

Person 1: Yawn

Person 2: ...Yawn

Person 1: My yawns are so yawntagious.

by bridgidt November 1, 2008

yawngasm

The moment when you've reached the peak of a yawn, total satisfaction, and you unintentionally let a noise drone out through your open mouth.

Chivrel yawngasmed obnoxiously loud at work today!

by MissBloodySunshine September 19, 2009

Yawntalk

To yawn and talk at the same time during a conversation so the other person will stop talking to you.

Dude #1: Hey, how are you doing today?
Dude #2: *FAKE YAWNS(Yawntalk)* AHHABLAHHBAHHLLA *YAWNING ENDS*
Dude #1: WTF? Why are you yawntalking?

by TehYawntalker October 2, 2009

yawnage

Boring, bland, uninteresting

that game is yawnage

by X3R0 July 19, 2006