Yawnophobia

The fear of seeing someone yawn in public, causing you to yawn, thus creating a chain reaction in your group of friends until they beat the living $*#! out of you for starting it.

Steve: "Dinner tonight? The usual spot."

Jimmy: " No man, I'd love to come to Quiznos, but I have serious Yawnophobia after what happened."

Steve: "Shit man, you should stay home, I'll kill you if you start that crap again like you did last week."

Yawnophobia by jOnNy_LaPoInTe May 27, 2011