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Venessa Yau

A girl who is shy at first, but once you get to know her, she is simply amazing. She will transform your life into something really great and she will be the best thing that can happen to you. She is really pretty, cute and caring. She's also really hot and funny. She normally is a bit sensitive but only because she doesn't want to lose you. You have to be loyal and nice to her and dont do anything to hurt her. You must treat her with respect. Venessa Yau's come 1 in a trillion!
Oh my! I got myself a Venessa Yau!!!

Chow Fan Pung Yau 

Chinese definition of fried rice friend. Usually used when calling upon a really close friend. Fried rice is a Chinese favourite dish, so when calling your friend that, it means that you are the "best" friend.
1. Hello, you are my Chow Fan Pung Yau Wong Fung Ngai!
2. Liggy Bo Lig Lig, Chow Fan Pung Yau Lig Lig Ligz!
3. Hey McLigz! Your Bo Liggy is my Chow Fan Pung Yau. So damn jangz!

Hayes Yau 

Dog called Hayes Yau, a.k.a. Tomato
Today I go to school by bus and saw a dog called Hayes Yau/Tomato.
Hayes Yau by Tomat5ooooo March 8, 2023

Brian Yau 

Basically the hottest guy in the school. Whoever he is friends with is super lucky. He is popular too.
Person A: Who's that cute kid over there?
Person B: He's Brian Yau!

Person A: omg, I know who my crush is now!!!
pek yau by diu lay lo mo! September 5, 2003

Kuang Yau 

A young lanky man who is in love with Spanish men. He is especially in love with Julio. He is a submissive and retarded. He often gets spanked and engages in sexual activities with Julio. He supports a dead football club as further showing his retardedness. He is also the CEO of a worker agency. He is also known as a pedo as he wanks off to minor hentai.
Person 1 : So being a KUANG YAU!
Person 2: Im sorry. I cant help it. Julio just looks so sexy. ngl I have a WAP rn.
Kuang Yau by spineless inc. July 6, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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