Yarnolding

Yarnolding refers to the sexual act of tasting your own semen.

Will you be yarnolding tonight?

I tried yarnolding the other day, it was fowl.

Yarnolding by Sophie's angels (aka bitches) November 27, 2012

yarnolding

the art of doing fuck all while, appearing to work hard (and get's away with it)

jason was yarnolding all day today

yarnolding by the tally mandem November 4, 2020

Yarndling 

Ancient craft carried out around the world, often using gloves called chorns. Nowadays, yarndling attracts a fair amount of attention, especially in the summer months, and it is not unusual for tourists to travel to those areas where yarndling is still performed. Since 1938, the British Isles Yarndling Association (patron: Prince Charles) has overseen all competitive threading activities.

The results of the threading competition had been posted in the East Grinstead Community Centre and Graham was pleased that his yarndling exploits had earned him second place, despite the rusty bevelling on his cotter pins.

Yarndling by Cod Michael May 14, 2020

Arnolding

Verb: The act of flexing in the mirror because you think your as jacked as Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Me: Why do you keep flexing all the time in the mirror?

Roommate: I'm Arnolding bro!

Arnolding by whitemike914 September 27, 2011

Arnolding

A good begining to a work week (Sunday in Israel Monday otherwise) one must go to a nice pub after the working day with some friends for the first pint of the week. TO ARNOLD is this habbit of first-week-pinting and which makes the work week much shorter and lovlier (and in some cases blurier and shakier).

Its that time of the week again? Arnolding at 22:00?

Arnolding by Tala October 16, 2005

Arnolding

To subconsciously do an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression without intending to or without knowing you have done so.

"Jim started Arnolding the other day at work and when I talked to him about it he had no idea he'd done it."

Arnolding by Gleck Flomphkiks June 30, 2023

john arnolding 

Have sex with a girthy penis so hard the banjo bleeds

I John arnolded last night with betty
John arnolding

john arnolding by Kellogg's s March 31, 2015