Yarndling

Ancient craft carried out around the world, often using gloves called chorns. Nowadays, yarndling attracts a fair amount of attention, especially in the summer months, and it is not unusual for tourists to travel to those areas where yarndling is still performed. Since 1938, the British Isles Yarndling Association (patron: Prince Charles) has overseen all competitive threading activities.

The results of the threading competition had been posted in the East Grinstead Community Centre and Graham was pleased that his yarndling exploits had earned him second place, despite the rusty bevelling on his cotter pins.

by Cod Michael May 14, 2020

Yarding

driving through people's yards with your vehicle

pretty much drifting trees and ravaging shrubs

fun way to pass the time if you live in a small town

best vehicles to use are those you don't give a shit about

YARD HARD.

"I know who ran through my yard and its not cool. I spent good money for 2 apple trees that are dead now. I would suggest you get a new hobby. You also didnt happen to see my deer cameras in my yard that took your photograph. I would advise you not to run though my yard again. " - local mother

"damn, i love yarding." - all yard harders.

by originally4cylinder December 31, 2011

Yarnolding

Yarnolding refers to the sexual act of tasting your own semen.

Will you be yarnolding tonight?

I tried yarnolding the other day, it was fowl.

by Sophie's angels (aka bitches) November 27, 2012

Harvard Yarding

When a person performs a horrible attempted mimic of an accent whenever they hear a word commonly associated with said accent.

I hate that whenever Bill hears somebody mention anything about Boston, he just starts harvard yarding "Bahsten" for no reason!

by Captain Eagle Scout March 11, 2014

Junk Yarding

When you ram the f*ck out of a girl with your fingers.
(Can be acompanied with chainsaw noises)

"I took that girl to the junk yard last night"
"Yeah i junk yarded the f*ck out of her"
"I'm going to junk yard someone so hard tonight, il be covered in blood"
"I'm junk yarding tonight"

by P-biggy February 1, 2008

yarning

The process in which one envelopes another's place of residence to keep one from entering or leaving the premesis (An alternative of TPing). Best results when done creatively.

We went yarning last night and covered the whole porch, so they couldn't get out the next morning.

by Samantha Miller November 25, 2007

Yarding

The act of a group of people sitting in a graveyard at night, having ingested copious amounts of narcotics.

"Are you coming yarding tonight?"

"Nah man I still can't see any colours after last time"

by wzrdsofficial November 22, 2011