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A young male who will give up countless hours of his time listening to the problems of his very attractive female friends because they need someone to talk to about their apathetic, Baywatch jock of a boyfriend because no one else will listen or genuinely care. Although always surrounded by beautiful girls the nice guy can’t get a girlfriend or even facilitate the alleviation of certain “drives” because his “ordinary” physical appearance will forever be compared to the Baywatch beach bum’s. The nice guy would never capitalize on a vulnerable girl, objectify or cheat on a girl, he will go out of his way and bend over backwards to help his “friends” and will never ask for anything in return but no matter how intelligent, understanding, humorous, compassionate, trusting or loyal the nice guy is the female cohort will always pass him up and endure any length of abuse, objectification, apathy and cold-heartedness from a man if he has physical attractiveness, fashion, big muscles and chiseled facial features.
The nice guy, yanniss, will eventually realize that his dependability and empathy will never be appreciated and all his friendships with females are all one-sided. This coupled with years of watching girls go for tanned, muscular jerk-offs with nice cars while he desperately hopes someone will realize that how viable he actually is will spawn and incubate the nice guy’s insecurities and he will eventually abandon his views, dumb-down his speech, take-up weight-lifting and switch majors from cancer research with a minor in theoretical physics to playground management so he can devote his time to emulating Baywatch characters and football players so that he will one day be viewed as more than a “nice guy.”

The nice guy will eventually work up the courage to ask out his attractive female friend but will invariably be turned down because she’s so self-centered that she’d never actually had a smidgeon of compassion for the nice guy’s feelings or even realized that he’s interested in girls. After rejecting the nice guy
yanniss by mkbitch May 24, 2014
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Yannis Philipakis 

Guitarist and singer in Oxford based band Foals. Likes BLATs (bacon, lettuce, avocado and tomato sandwiches). Does groovy duck-like dance moves on stage.
Yannis Philipakis is musical genius. /discussion.
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Yannis (aka Ioannis) 

A crazy Greek who loves to spoil princess' but then dissapears ... just like magic. Plans on taking over the world one of these days ... watch out foreign legion
Yannis you are crazy.
Yannis (aka Ioannis) by zeta March 21, 2004
hot, sexy latina

also known as bootiliscious
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Greg: "Yeeeaah!, she heella is!"
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Yannis (aka Ioannis) 

A Greek god who, like all such gods, has just one weakness. What it is only a very few can guess.
Ya ni seryoznii chelovek.
A very sweet and caring person. He has the biggest heart and deserves everything he has. he has amazing looks and an even better personality. he is never selfish, and always puts others before himself. sometimes he may think to much, but everything always works out. sometimes he blames things on himself, when they r never his fault, but he just like that. he can be ur best friend, ur shoulder to cry on, anything u need him to be. he really is an amazing person and if u have a personlike him in your life, try to not screw it up. it will be the biggest mistake you will ever have made.
Wow. I wish i could have a friend like Yannis.
Yannis by daddybigbig October 23, 2019
yanissa is really nice, a yanissa is usually small and skinny, a yanissa can have some sass while also staying sweet
yanissa has her own definition
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