yaking off 

whacking your wang bone while kayaking
the act of receiving sexual pleasure by the act of masturbation while in the midst of a kayak

Dude that last rapid totally made me yak it.

I herd you got some action from your girlfriend last night.
Ya she yaked me off, no biggy.

What are you doing fag?
uh uh yaking off duh

yaking off by Yaker July 12, 2009

yacking off 

To talk incessantly for ones own personal pleasure.

Instead of work he's been yacking off all day.

yacking off by Len and Nicole July 12, 2007

yakking off 

Refers to the use of the app Yik Yak, which is basically anonymous twitter confined to a certain area; used mainly by students. Also a pun on jacking off.

People in this school are just constantly yakking off.

I yakked off yesterday in the library for an hour.

yakking off by ta2 September 20, 2014

Yakking Off 

1) - Talking on and on and on without saying much of anything of substance.
2) - Spending way too much time telling people how wonderful you are
Other versions: "Yak Off" and/or "Yakked Off"

I tried to watch the GOP debate last night, but all I saw was Donald Trump yakking off again!!

Also: Wow! Donald Trump sure yaks off a lot!! And: Donald Trump yakked off again last night!!

Yakking Off by Ronald Chump September 12, 2016

Yakking Off 

Spending countless hours on the social media app "Yik Yak". Much like jacking off, it can be an extremely pleasurable activity.

I really wanted to go to class today, but I was too busy Yakking Off.

Yakking Off by TitanicMasher September 19, 2016

Yacking off 

When you jack off with a fur glove that feels like an animal (Ex. Yack fur)

My friend was hunting when he made a glove and started “Yacking off”

Yacking off by Sexy Squidward July 13, 2020

Yanking off 

When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts

Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"

Yanking off by anonymous July 4, 2024