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She was too busy yakking on the phone to notice.
yakking by P.King November 12, 2008
An aggressive sexual act between two homosexual males in which both males must be large hairy men, otherwise known as "bears" or "yaks". The men must face off to one another on all fours while completely nude and attempt to establish dominance through only the use of their penises and makeshift yak horns made of dildoes attached with duct tape.
Adam and Jeffrey, both bears, slapped dildoes to their heads and began yakking when their wives went to the store.
Yakking by Bolthole November 3, 2014
fantasizing about grammer whilst masturbating. Also known as yakking.
Oh my god yes, yes yes.. full stop full stop... comma yes.....oh - apostrophe...

"See that guy over there - he really dig's his comma's- a real yakker - he's the biggest yaksha you will ever meet."
Yakking by antiyak August 18, 2005

yakking off 

Refers to the use of the app Yik Yak, which is basically anonymous twitter confined to a certain area; used mainly by students. Also a pun on jacking off.
People in this school are just constantly yakking off.

I yakked off yesterday in the library for an hour.
yakking off by ta2 September 20, 2014

Yakking (Yak) 

Cody was at work yakking (Yak) away with his cup
Yakking (Yak) by nate8811 May 12, 2011

Yakking Off 

1) - Talking on and on and on without saying much of anything of substance.
2) - Spending way too much time telling people how wonderful you are
Other versions: "Yak Off" and/or "Yakked Off"
I tried to watch the GOP debate last night, but all I saw was Donald Trump yakking off again!!

Also: Wow! Donald Trump sure yaks off a lot!! And: Donald Trump yakked off again last night!!
Yakking Off by Ronald Chump September 12, 2016
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