a DASHING young independent man. He always gets the ladies, but sometimes prefers a side of sausage ;). He never fails to make his peers laugh until their trachea is throbbing. Yahvensky’s aren’t the best looking but, manage to pull any
girl they want. They’ll always treat you with that bouchée
respect and buy you
food when you’re hungry. If you don’t have a Yahvensky buy one, because you need one.