yahvensky

a DASHING young independent man. He always gets the ladies, but sometimes prefers a side of sausage ;). He never fails to make his peers laugh until their trachea is throbbing. Yahvensky’s aren’t the best looking but, manage to pull any girl they want. They’ll always treat you with that bouchée respect and buy you food when you’re hungry. If you don’t have a Yahvensky buy one, because you need one.

“Yahvensky always going for these girls but I always see him with the sausage what’s that all about ?”

yahvensky by katie71904 January 25, 2018

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yahvenson

A Leo, a king. A blessing from the sky. Son of God.

I married Yahvenson.

yahvenson by SYL1993 January 21, 2020

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Youvensky

The only person in this world meant for Shadé.

I thank God everyday for Youvensky.

Youvensky by Herinthemaking November 27, 2022

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Youvensky

The only person in this world meant for Shadé.

Shadé thanks God everyday for Youvensky.

Youvensky by Herinthemaking November 27, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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