Skip to main content

Yacking it 

A colloquial term for masturbation, or slapping the salami.
What do you think Dave is doing at home? Eh, he’s probably Yacking it.
Yacking it by Kordon Geith July 29, 2020
Words you can keep

Yacking it 

Taking a shit in the bathroom
My brother was in there yacking it last night
Yacking it by A Pencil April 17, 2020

Yucking It Up 

Laughing uncontrolably loud.
When your sitting in a quite area and you can tell someone in the other room told a really good joke because you can hear them laughing so hard they start pounding on the table.

Tom: "Hey man did you find the answer to numbe......"

People in other room: "ah ha ha ha no fuckin' way ha ha ha ha ha hAAAAA!!!"

Daniel: "Wow those fuckers are really yucking it up in there aren't they"

Tom: "Yeah someone must of told a real knee slapper in there." "Good enough to keep us from working."

Yanking It 

Humping your fist with your flesh harpoon.
Marcy walked into her bathroom only to discover David yanking it in front of her sink.
Yanking It by Lazynutz July 7, 2005

yucking it up 

when you're with the fellas and your hanging out and chatting it up amongst yourselves
Dan: "they were in the bathroom for an hour yucking it up with some random guy"

David: "I can't help myself from yucking it up with the boys"
yucking it up by yuckingitup123 January 31, 2023

Yarking it

To jerk off in such a way that on a circumcised penis there is atleast one inch of foreskin or more
“I was yarking it last night to your little sister”

“I wonder how much spare foreskin my favorite niche micro celebrity has”
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
Next