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He is the best man in the world. Is kind of short and always cracking the best jokes. A legend. Is popular with the girls and has multiple girlfriends. All the ladies are crushing on him.
Man, you are so awesome, just like Yaakov!
Yaakov by Jeffrey Mcduff April 5, 2018
Words you can keep
A most well educated individual. A bit of a narcissist, however a genuine and caring individual.
Man that guybis such a yaakov
Yaakov by Poopingbear March 4, 2017
A man of great knowledge, however refuses to show the world how brilliant he really is. Extremely Narcissistic and egotistical. Yet, is doomed with no hope for love. Uses worlds like "Indeed, Spectacular, Astonishing, Quite, and Fuck You"
Well.. It's a name sooo you wouldn't really have a certain way to use it in a sentence. So I guess "Hi Yaakov"
Yaakov by Spoon Sou July 29, 2019
The sweetest little boy you will ever meet. Kind, caring, and very disciplined. Obsessed with Thomas the Engine and can eat Popsicles forever. The son of 2 dentists, an the grandson of another, he will definitely have the whitest teeth in all the land!
Yaakov will not let go of the Percy and James toy trains.
Yaakov by Nuttinbuttruth September 8, 2015

yaakov the god 

I wish i was more like Yaakov the god
yaakov the god by Yaakov the god February 12, 2019

yaakov schneider 

A prominent student at Yeshiva University who heads the student life committee and the weekend retreat club.
"Hey Yaakov Schneider said the trip is on Sunday".
yaakov schneider by aryeh davidovitz November 11, 2008

Bais Yaakov Girl

Guys that think they're way too cool stereotype them. The stereotype is they're either a Bais Yaakov rebel and are obsessed with boys because they aren't exposed to them or are super yeshivish (pearls and black loafers). What they don't know is that Bais Yaakov girls are way more intelligent and in a conversation would be shocked at the stupidity they feel for being very wrong. Also, Bais Yaakov girls are not as obsessed with them as they'd like to think and they need to calm their egos. Also the more yeshivish ones commonly say things like "not the type" and refer to girls that talk to guys as sketchy.
more yeshivish bais yaakov girl: should we get pizza motzei shabbos?
other yeshivish bais yaakov girl: sooooo not the type, it's so sketchy!

random guy with huge ego: she's hot
other random guy with huge ego: dude, she's a Bais Yaakov Girl
first random guy with huge ego: oh. never mind
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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