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The act of getting boned by Microsoft's upcoming Xbox One system. This can include the price, the used game restrictions, or the always online connectivity.
Guy 1: My internet won't be fixed for another three days so I can't play my new FIFA 14

Guy 2: you totally got Xboned
Xboned by Bootzy June 12, 2013
Related Words
xlone • xbone • Xboner • Xionelly • xalone • xbonehead • Xilone • Xilonen • xione • Xionel
Refers to anyone who bought the xbox one
Dude you bought the xbox one instead of the ps4?!!!!!

...... bro you got xboned in the ass.
xboned by Anonymous Shade June 11, 2013
When you pay the price for getting an xbone.
Him: What, they want another $60 again?
Her: You are so xboned.
xboned by jamndamn May 22, 2013
1. An Xbox One player.
2. A Microsoft fanboy.
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An abbreviation for Xbox One, the third video game console released by Microsoft. Seemingly originated as a marginally easier way to type the name in social networks, the term was soon adopted by skeptics using it to derisively refer to the console after its controversial introduction.
No way in hell I'm touching the Xbone, man. Always-on mic and Kinect cam? I already have enough with my neighbors spying on me in my living room.
xbone by stormyteacup May 27, 2013
Microsoft's third console. The xbox, the 360, the xbone. 1. Xbox (sixth generation) 2. Xbox 360 (seventh generation) 3. Xbox One (eighth generation).
Her: Hey, have you heard about the xbone? It sounds a lot like a $500 voice-activated TV remote.
Him: I guess that's what happens when the brain dead with sub-human IQ take over your marketing department?
xbone by jamndamn May 22, 2013
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