Xantarded 

(adj) A state of being under the influence of Xanax or some benzodiazepine.

Betsy was always a sorry sight to see when she was xantarded. She was so easy when she was xantarded. She was so easy when she was not xantarded.

Xantarded by Nikki Stixx October 22, 2019

xantarded 

When you take so many Xans you start acting retarded.

Bro I was so Xantarded last night

xantarded by MolestingForJesus May 27, 2017

XANTARES PEEK 

The XANTARES PEEK is a way of peeking popularized by the Turkish professional CS:GO player Ismailcan 'XANTARES' Dörtkardeş. A XANTARES PEEK is performed by peeking slightly past the angle your oponent is holding while having close to perfect pre aim. Higher ping and fast reaction times can give the illusion that you just teleported onto their screen.

XANTARES peek is also a popular steam group among CS:GO players. The groups' in-game clan tag "XANTARES PEEK" is a way of chanelling your inner kebab-eating, tea drinking Turkish maniac!

"Hoooly shit! I just XANTARES peeked that guy!"

"Fuck me! I keep getting XANTARES peeked by everyone!"

"I just joined the XANTARES PEEK group."

XANTARES PEEK by eNdwe September 28, 2021

Mantarded 

(adjective)

Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.

A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"

Sally: I hate this fucking gray nasty weather. I'm gonna go stab somebunny...BRB

John: I got a RedSox app

Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!

Mantarded by justacomma December 2, 2010

Xantard 

When a person has taken enough Xanax to the point they will say something “important” and every five minutes after they say the exact same thing not realizing they already said it. This cycle usually repeats itself every five minutes until said person is knocked out by either the medication or the person around them who can’t take babysitting them anymore.

Xantard: hey man are you taking me home?

Babysitter: yes we will be there in 30 minutes
-two minutes go by-
Xantard: hey man are you taking me home?

Babysitter: Dude I literally just answered your question two minutes ago.

Xantard: wait what question?
Babysitter: dude you are such a fucking xantard.

Xantard: Hey man are you taking me home?”.....

Xantard by Dr. Gigglesworth July 2, 2018

Rantarded

Where having reached full on your rantometer a situation arises to impede you from a full, satisfyingly explosive rant.

I was just about to tell everyone how the company should be run when in walked the boss, I've never felt so rantarded

Rantarded by Steb1 April 9, 2011

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee 

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee by Cantarded child January 8, 2008