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Someone who sucks so much at CoD, watching them is like a needle in your ass.
Anthony: I was playing MW2 with a total Xantard the other day, it felt like damn hail storm down low.
Matt: Yeah tell me bout them Xantards, dey da worst.
by suicidebomba69 January 23, 2011
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When a person has taken enough Xanax to the point they will say something “important” and every five minutes after they say the exact same thing not realizing they already said it. This cycle usually repeats itself every five minutes until said person is knocked out by either the medication or the person around them who can’t take babysitting them anymore.
Xantard: hey man are you taking me home?

Babysitter: yes we will be there in 30 minutes
-two minutes go by-
Xantard: hey man are you taking me home?

Babysitter: Dude I literally just answered your question two minutes ago.

Xantard: wait what question?
Babysitter: dude you are such a fucking xantard.

Xantard: Hey man are you taking me home?”.....
by Dr. Gigglesworth July 02, 2018
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