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What teenage girls say when they think they are "random xd"
CHEESE WAFFLES haha im so randem xd lol
xd lol by sirdefenition June 1, 2017
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oof xd lol 

when a 12 year old dies in a cringy online game
a common example of a person who says this is shown below
oof xd lol by Mice On A Dice January 7, 2019

Hiss Roar XD lol 

something to say when there is a hilarious joke and you are too cold hearted to laugh or it wasn't funny or you just simply, didn't laugh; or something you say in response to everything someone says; or even when something cool happens
Clint: if a man hits a women with his car, whos at fault?
Wyatt: IDFK who
Clint: the man, he shouldnt drive in the kitchen
Wyatt: Hiss Roar XD lol
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James: So my mom got hit by a car....
Beartla: Hiss Roar XD lol
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Owen: Dude so I was on Xbox and I got a 360 no scope
Ben: Hiss Roar XD lol
Hiss Roar XD lol by YB 2317Wycore November 26, 2018

kys fag lol xd 

Kys fag lol xd is a classic roast and can get you out of many situations
Guy 1- hey can you go kys pls
Guy 2- hey can stfu and kys fag lol xd
Guy 1- *kills himself and at the last moment says “lol xd”*
kys fag lol xd by A cool egg March 13, 2018
The expression used when either being a troll or ironically for use in a conversation when someone says something stupid.
Youtuber: ur mom gae
Subscriber: A-ha lol xd
LOL XD by DHBoi June 11, 2018

hah lol xd 

A sarcastic laugh, usually to a bad joke or pun
Friend:"This maze is aMAZEing"

Me:"Hah lol XD"
hah lol xd by xXWPFXx March 21, 2017

yeet lol xd 

When you yeet so hard on someone and they die.
Person 1: "YEEET"

Person 2: *dies*

Person 1: "yeet lol xd"
yeet lol xd by exdeh April 17, 2018
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murderhobo 

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