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The crafters of original, memorable, appealing and engaging content across all Social & Digital channels. They believe 'If it's not tailor-made for you, it's not for you'. They are your content consultant, willing to go the extra mile to understand your business story and to strike with you a partnership for growth.
She said "We need a content marketing firm to handle our marketing needs"
They just said "Contact Wytti"
wytti by Sachinnu November 24, 2021
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Witticist 

A person who injects witticisms into a conversation. Usually speaks in an English accent, and his witty remarks are often met with generous "Oh hoh hoh"s.

The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.
An example of a witticist in action:

Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"

Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."

Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"

Aspiring Writer: :/
Witticist by AbundantlyRedundant October 16, 2011
The masturbation technique where one stabs the tip of one's penis into one's taint because one can't reach one's own butthole.
He thought it'd be cool to try sticking it in his own butt, but he couldn't reach and just spent the night Wyattin.
Wyattin by J.M. Fuhqueny May 17, 2020
Wotti is a Lieutenant General in the British Army, He's also the Executive officer for Education Training Services in the British Army, He has got great leadership skills, Being around him is fun, But when the situation is serious he becomes so strict, His confidence is something special that makes him unique and outstands him from the others.
*Drill Instructor makes a mistake*
Instructor: I'm reporting it to Wotti
Wotti by xLoserV January 13, 2022

dim witticunt 

What someone says when they die or lose in a game or when they feel extremely insulted and use this as a comeback.
"Oh I died, this guy is such a dim witticunt."
Or used as
"You called me a motherfucker, you're a dim witticunt!"
dim witticunt by TobzDaOne November 2, 2019
Wetti is known as a German name. This name is widespread throughout central and eastern Europe.
Wetti is known as a German origin
wetti by German Names March 1, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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