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The masturbation technique where one stabs the tip of one's penis into one's taint because one can't reach one's own butthole.
He thought it'd be cool to try sticking it in his own butt, but he couldn't reach and just spent the night Wyattin.
Wyattin by J.M. Fuhqueny May 17, 2020
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wyattissues 

wyattissues is a true gamer, a twitch streamer !! sub to wyattissues or u they will come for u :)
you know wyattissues? I use my monthly prime on wyattissues every month and I think you should to!
wyattissues by anonymous September 11, 2021
Something you might say after you say something to someone and they say 'what?' and you don't know what they said what at.
Me: Hey yesterday I cycled my bike out the roof and then landed on top of my math teacher. It was painful but funny.
Someone else: What?!
Me: What are you whatting at?
whatting by BLOODY REVENGE August 26, 2005

Wattinitudsgl 

What about this it’s not in the urban dictionary so good luck
No it was sent to me over text Wattinitudsgl
means what, in a lazy way, derived from latin
watting u sayin then
watting by thomas123.. July 2, 2005
The act of what/ To question a question
Me: "Have you ever wondered if you bought the same milk from the same cow?"
Friend: "What??"
Me: "What exactly are you whatting about? I'm the one who asked a question first."
whatting by JP Mendoza September 3, 2017
a club, the wattins. it is very selective and there are 9 members, 3 wattinous elitous, 6 regular members, and no wits or wattins in training.
yo wiggity wiggity wattin
wattin by Matt Ost July 31, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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