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dead souls waiting room
'Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75 but continue to exist in the Dead Souls Waiting Room'.
Benjamin Franklin.
Benjamin Franklin.
dead souls waiting room by fishyfishy-oh October 30, 2013
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Kept you waiting huh?
Person 1: "Dude, where the fuck is the boss? This dude is going to start a damn war!!"
Person 2: "He probably has more important shit to do".
Snake: "Kept you waiting huh?"
Person 1: *facepalm* "Yes. Yes you did".
Person 2: "He probably has more important shit to do".
Snake: "Kept you waiting huh?"
Person 1: *facepalm* "Yes. Yes you did".
Kept you waiting huh? by Rangaslayer September 20, 2017
ram no wantin
chris: 'd'ya want a pack o crisps you'
glen: 'ram no wantin yer stinky crisps'
glen: 'see that bird she needs to get her hole out'
chris: 'ram no wantin her smelly hole'
chris: 'lets go to the pub eh'
glen: 'ram no wantin yer horrible stinky smelly pub'
glen: 'ram no wantin yer stinky crisps'
glen: 'see that bird she needs to get her hole out'
chris: 'ram no wantin her smelly hole'
chris: 'lets go to the pub eh'
glen: 'ram no wantin yer horrible stinky smelly pub'
ram no wantin by ramnowantinrats November 12, 2010
daylight wasting time
a more appropriate term for daylight saving time since a lot of time is wasting on the silly ritual of resetting clocks a couple times a year
I hate daylight wasting time, it's such a hassle resetting all my clocks, at least the time on my cell phone resets itself automatically.
daylight wasting time by Michael_Hunt March 7, 2009
call waiting face off
If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.
A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"
call waiting face off by Garret February 3, 2005
wasting your time
wasting your time by the kool-aid man undercover February 19, 2015
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