An alcoholic beverage combining Pepto Bismol and Vodka in an effort to eliminate necessary trips to the bathroom to accommodate symptoms of the Hershey Squirts.

Jenna is drinking Wittikends tonight because she doesn't want to stink up the bathroom at Krogers again.

Wittikend by Dumbazz42 April 3, 2009

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wittiot

Idiotic person that make witty remarks

Beavis and Butthead in their new season are actually witty, even though they're still idiots. Wittiots. Perfect.

wittiot by CreamyChocolateMilkshake November 3, 2011

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wittkower

a cool last name

thats that cool kid carson wittkower

wittkower by ur dxddy October 19, 2020

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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