An alcoholic beverage combining Pepto Bismol and Vodka in an effort to eliminate necessary trips to the bathroom to accommodate symptoms of the Hershey Squirts.

Jenna is drinking Wittikends tonight because she doesn't want to stink up the bathroom at Krogers again.

Wittikend by Dumbazz42 April 3, 2009

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wittiot

Idiotic person that make witty remarks

Beavis and Butthead in their new season are actually witty, even though they're still idiots. Wittiots. Perfect.

wittiot by CreamyChocolateMilkshake November 3, 2011

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wittkower

a cool last name

thats that cool kid carson wittkower

wittkower by ur dxddy October 19, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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