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(Adj.)

1) When you believe you are doing great things and all those around you approve of your actions but in reality, the world is burning, and people really dislike you.

2) (of a person) having or showing the weaknesses or diseases of old age, especially a loss of mental faculties.
Voters of Ontario, Canada will no longer cope with their wynning premier. With record low approval ratings in 2017, her supporters are now wynning too.
wynning by Lame-Goat-But-I-Vote September 13, 2017
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winding me up 

pranking me; kidding me; fucking with me; bullshitting me.
I don't believe you made this apple pie even though you keep saying you did! I think you're winding me up! LOL
winding me up by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2021

hand wanding 

An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...
Man, I’d love to give her a strong hand wanding, right up to the elbow...
hand wanding by HandWander69 October 10, 2018

Winding You Up 

Teasing someone or making fun of them.
It's not true he's just winding you up.
Winding You Up by L.L.Maheswari February 14, 2008

Winding and grinding 

a signature dance move of a man named Duke Depp who dresses up as Willy Wonka.
Duke always do the winding and grinding on his live

winding your ass and scratching your watch 

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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