wyndin

A man with a very small penis and also a tight butthole.

Damn wyndins got a tight butthole!

by Balljoint December 19, 2016

wynning

(Adj.)

1) When you believe you are doing great things and all those around you approve of your actions but in reality, the world is burning, and people really dislike you.

2) (of a person) having or showing the weaknesses or diseases of old age, especially a loss of mental faculties.

Voters of Ontario, Canada will no longer cope with their wynning premier. With record low approval ratings in 2017, her supporters are now wynning too.

by Lame-Goat-But-I-Vote September 13, 2017

winding me up

pranking me; kidding me; fucking with me; bullshitting me.

I don't believe you made this apple pie even though you keep saying you did! I think you're winding me up! LOL

by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2021

hand wanding

An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...

Man, I’d love to give her a strong hand wanding, right up to the elbow...

by HandWander69 October 10, 2018

Winding You Up

Teasing someone or making fun of them.

It's not true he's just winding you up.

by L.L.Maheswari February 14, 2008

Winding and grinding

a signature dance move of a man named Duke Depp who dresses up as Willy Wonka.

Duke always do the winding and grinding on his live

by Cola.depp March 21, 2021

winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007