wunkin

Someone halfway between a pumpkin and a wanker.

"Oi stop being a wunkin or I'll bollocks ya!"

by leshuey January 18, 2023

Danger wanking

Wanking in a place were you can be caught at any moment.

"What's that guy doing in that phoneboot?"
"Oohw he's just Danger wanking"

by Spilox April 22, 2009

wanking closet

A public toilet or toilet cubicle

Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

winking boner

When a girls wink at you is so cute/hot that it gives you a boner.

I got a winking boner as i was walking to my next class from my hot english teacher.

by dj lemon May 21, 2012

wonton winking

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.

Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

by Deseka November 1, 2008

Wusking

Hanging out in an extremely lazy manner

John and I can't be bothered going to the bar, we are just Wusking here instead.

by Bandit Patrol January 7, 2009

winkin pink brownie cake

when you eat someones ass hole out while they are pooping

your moms winkin pink brownie cake is delicious

by herb villified May 6, 2009