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Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years 

I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years”

wish a nigga would

Hoping that someone does something to annoy you and or aggrivate you to then go ahead and beat their ass
Man I would beat his ass. I wish a nigga would

Vietnamese wishing well 

When you spit inside of someone's gaping butthole
He pulled out and finished her off that good ol' Vietnamese wishing well
Vietnamese wishing well by Nsw16 December 27, 2018

wish.com 

a shopping platform where you *may* receive a picture of the item you wish you had bought all at a very reasonable price after 10 weeks of shipping.
hey, check this amazing picture of a remote control car I got off wish.com after ordering a remote control car and waiting 10 weeks to receive it from china
wish.com by coronashoppah May 17, 2020

I wish you would 

Used when someone is in the act of trying your character and or thinking they could do something To you
Thotiana: I will drag yo ass right out yo lacefront
You: BICH I WISH YOU WOULD !
I wish you would by Iceypimp July 25, 2019

Wishbitch 

A wishbitch is someone who forgets to appreciate the awesome moment they’re in and wishes for things to make the moment even better.
“Guys I don’t want to sound like a wishbitch, but wouldn’t it be awesome if we had our own butlers right now?”
Wishbitch by Falahad March 3, 2018
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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