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wishart

sagacious - an extremely wise shrewd person to whom valor is paramount
you are so wishart
- wishart and it might come true...
by I dont even know August 23, 2006
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Wishart

A man of great movie knowledge who is known to pull out his dick in cornfeilds. Can also be used to describe a man-boy who has intimate relationships with a known Jennings.
Pete: ah, man who' that kid who pulled it out at the party?
Sanchez: eh essay that there is Wishart
by Mike FUCKIN Tanton June 8, 2010
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wishart

fuckin bum
your too damn small to be in the the damn navy seals wtf
wishart you are a small frizy.
by fuckin pimp. March 1, 2003
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The Wishart Scale

The Wishart Scale of Character and Asset Judgement (2010) was developed as a means to further good relations between the sexes.

The original 1-10 Scale lacks the flexibility to accurately diagnose extreme cases of munter. There exists a common practice in this method of measurement to attribute negative values to individuals based on this scale e.g. "She's a minus six". Using the scale in this manner can be detrimental to your ability to wingman or make friends.

The Wishart Scale is ranged from 1 to 20. The original scale of 1-10 converts to 11-20 on this new scale. 0 on the original scale converts to a 10 on the Wishart Scale, a private insult becomes a public compliment. The original scale's hypothetical -10 to -1 is read as 0 to 9 on the Wishart Scale.
"She was a solid 7... on the Wishart Scale"
by OrnathologistFred December 8, 2016
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wishfart

The wish a person makes, usually the first thing they think of, then blurt out, when they catch a leprechaun. Almost always a terrible idea. Also applicable to other wish granters and devices, like genies, stars, and wishbones.
"I caught a leprechaun and wished I never had to go to the dentist again, so now I have no teeth... what a wishfart."

"I wished I had a million bucks."
"You're rich!"
"No. I have a million male deer. Any idea where I can store them?"
"What a wishfart."
by nighthornet February 1, 2017
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Wishard

Drinking, and proceeding to sit on a toilet while taking a shit and throw up all over yourself and everything surrounding you.
oh my god, he pulled a wishard!!!
by skuntz123 March 27, 2009
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wishards

any one who spends the majority of their lives playing role playing games
max and jacob are total wishards.
by george January 20, 2005
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