A man of great movie knowledge who is known to pull out his dick in cornfeilds. Can also be used to describe a man-boy who has intimate relationships with a known Jennings.

Pete: ah, man who' that kid who pulled it out at the party?
Sanchez: eh essay that there is Wishart

Wishart by Mike FUCKIN Tanton June 8, 2010

Related Words

wishart • The Wishart Scale • wishards • Wishar • wishfart • Wisher-Toss • Withar Tee En

wishart

fuckin bum
your too damn small to be in the the damn navy seals wtf

wishart you are a small frizy.

wishart by fuckin pimp. March 1, 2003

The Wishart Scale

The Wishart Scale of Character and Asset Judgement (2010) was developed as a means to further good relations between the sexes.

The original 1-10 Scale lacks the flexibility to accurately diagnose extreme cases of munter. There exists a common practice in this method of measurement to attribute negative values to individuals based on this scale e.g. "She's a minus six". Using the scale in this manner can be detrimental to your ability to wingman or make friends.

The Wishart Scale is ranged from 1 to 20. The original scale of 1-10 converts to 11-20 on this new scale. 0 on the original scale converts to a 10 on the Wishart Scale, a private insult becomes a public compliment. The original scale's hypothetical -10 to -1 is read as 0 to 9 on the Wishart Scale.

"She was a solid 7... on the Wishart Scale"

The Wishart Scale by OrnathologistFred December 8, 2016

wishfart

The wish a person makes, usually the first thing they think of, then blurt out, when they catch a leprechaun. Almost always a terrible idea. Also applicable to other wish granters and devices, like genies, stars, and wishbones.

"I caught a leprechaun and wished I never had to go to the dentist again, so now I have no teeth... what a wishfart."

"I wished I had a million bucks."
"You're rich!"
"No. I have a million male deer. Any idea where I can store them?"
"What a wishfart."

wishfart by nighthornet February 1, 2017

Wishard

Drinking, and proceeding to sit on a toilet while taking a shit and throw up all over yourself and everything surrounding you.

oh my god, he pulled a wishard!!!

Wishard by skuntz123 March 27, 2009

wishards

any one who spends the majority of their lives playing role playing games

max and jacob are total wishards.

wishards by george January 20, 2005

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026