wish.com 

a shopping platform where you *may* receive a picture of the item you wish you had bought all at a very reasonable price after 10 weeks of shipping.

hey, check this amazing picture of a remote control car I got off wish.com after ordering a remote control car and waiting 10 weeks to receive it from china

wish.com by coronashoppah May 17, 2020

wish.com 

A Chinese-run shopping platform that sells incredibly cheap items, both price-wise and quality-wise. It is a junkyard for cheap generic crap that will probably break or malfunction within 2 days. Also uses the most economical shipping method so expect the crummy item to arrive in 2-4 months. The platform also uses very deceptive marketing techniques. For example they label some items as "free" under the condition of paying for shipping (in reality, they just disguised the real price of the item as the shipping free).

People tend to rationalize the inferior quality with the low price, but honestly you can find much better quality products on Aliexpress with the same low price.

My friend: Just bought these $2 pair of generic earbuds from wish.com but it sounded like crap and only lasted 2 days.

Me: Bro why are you using wish.com? Delete that shit and just use Aliexpress instead. With Aliexpress you are getting access to a wider variety and selection of items which includes high quality items from well-established Chinese brands. They are also crazy cheap too!

wish.com by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021

wish.com 

A wonderful place where you spend a shit ton of money on a shit ton of stuff

"I love this brick of gold, but it is so expensive." Tracey whined. "Then go to Wish.com, you can buy the same brick for like a dollar, plus shipping!" Lacey said. "Oh oof, you're right!" Tracey exclaims, buying 100 blocks of gold for one dollar each, plus shipping.

wish.com by Some horny eight year olds March 4, 2018

Wish.com girl 

When you are very keen to go on a blind date but it turns out she was there for your money.

-Hey man, how was your blind date? Did you dick soak her?

"Nah fam, it turned out to be a wish.com girl"

Wish.com girl by Keizer trolschaap April 13, 2022

wish.com blumpkin 

When you can’t get anyone to give you an actual blumpkin so you are forced to jerk off whilst taking a shit which is a cheap knock-off of a blumpkin, hence a wish.com blumpkin.

Shane couldn’t convince Keith to come over and give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a wish.com blumpkin.

wish.com blumpkin by Larry Fromish April 11, 2021

Wish.com godzilla 

A guy named Joel Carmona who looks like Wish.com godzilla and likes to scream like him to

hey joel you look like Wish.com godzilla

dam why you do me like that

Wish.com godzilla by XOTWOD23 March 17, 2022

Wish Complex 

Just wishing for something to happen everyday/everytime. But you don't want it to actually happen so you can carry on wishing. Even if the thing you want brings you happiness. You still put up with what you have still wishing for the better. Even if you have the opportunity to get said "wish". You'll do anything out of your power to avoid doing it.

Guy 1: I wish i had a netflix account, I'll just put up with the ads on these sketchy websites(123movies etc)
Guy 2: Just buy it, it'll be worth it.
Guy 1: Yeah I want to, I just, I don't know.
Guy 2: Hesitation? Sounds like a wish complex to me.

Wish Complex by StoneHusky October 9, 2023