"Nothing's the matter." boy, was i getting nervous. "The thing is, i had an operation very recently."
"Yeah? Where?"
"on my wuddayacallit - my clavichord"
- an excerpt from 'The Catcher in the Rye' by J.D. Salinger pg87.
Wudder is what people from Philadelphia drink, swim in, wash dishes with and cleanse themselves with. Wudder is a word unique to Philadelphia and can only be used by those with roots in Philadelphia.
The Widdowson is a highly successful mating ritual which involves the male swinging his penis in a figure of eight motion. More advanced practitioners have been known to take it a step further by attaching lights.