wrestling the champ 

The act of Masturbation.

That bitch teased me so bad that I ended up going home and wrestling the champ to get rid of my blue balls

wrestling the champ by Gary L February 18, 2007

wrestling the bald headed champ 

to masterbate

Instead of going out to meet girls,John rather be at home wrestling the bald headed champ.

wrestling the bald headed champ by petergripper December 31, 2008

wrestling the bald headed champion

another term for beating one's pud, or a chick giving someone a hand job.

last night jim got caught by his mom wrestling the bald headed champion to a national geographic.

or

kayla really likes wrestling the ball headed champion when she is not helping the homeless or at church choir practice.

wrestling the bald headed champion by deucecaddy September 22, 2006

Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion 

1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.

"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."

Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003