yukoncornelius's definitions

blouse clowns

I nice, full, juggly set of titties.

Her blouse clowns are like two puppies fighting under a blanket.

by yukoncornelius April 8, 2003

booger eater

A person of unsophisticated and interbred lineage. A person who does things that lack common sense. A person who sits at a stop sign for too long. A person that drives with their blinker on. A slow, dumb sonofabitch.

"Why are you so stupid?!? What are you? Some kind of booger eater?"

by yukoncornelius April 8, 2003

Shatner

1.A person who overacts. 2.A person that pulls off lame stunts for attention. 3.A state of being like a washed out celebrity who never goes away. 4.A state of being a really shitty personality from Canada. 5.One who takes a shat near things.

"Look at that asshat over there. What a Shatner!"

"That man shat ne'r that tree off yonder."

by yukoncornelius April 8, 2003

Anti-Quo

1. A person who is a walking enigma. 2. Someone whose ignorance causes awe in others. 3. A supreme being that causes all stupidity in Life.

"Huell Howser is the Anti-Quo."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

Squeaker

1. A deadly "silent but violent" manifestation of a fart usually containing a high-pitched, clinched sphincter utterance. 2. The leading cause of death in church and movie theaters.

"It's a good thing we had that canary, or that squeaker would of killed us!"

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion

1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.

"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

twat knockers

1. To describe two consenting women involved in the bumping of uglies. 2. Agressive vagina on vagina sex (twat knocking). 3. Slapping or smacking the vagina (twat knock).

"Damn... Those twat knockers look pretty bruised up."

"My tongue needs a rest. How about a twat knock?"

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003