yukoncornelius's definitions

Anti-Quo

1. A person who is a walking enigma. 2. Someone whose ignorance causes awe in others. 3. A supreme being that causes all stupidity in Life.

"Huell Howser is the Anti-Quo."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

Squeaker

1. A deadly "silent but violent" manifestation of a fart usually containing a high-pitched, clinched sphincter utterance. 2. The leading cause of death in church and movie theaters.

"It's a good thing we had that canary, or that squeaker would of killed us!"

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion

1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.

"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

twat knockers

1. To describe two consenting women involved in the bumping of uglies. 2. Agressive vagina on vagina sex (twat knocking). 3. Slapping or smacking the vagina (twat knock).

"Damn... Those twat knockers look pretty bruised up."

"My tongue needs a rest. How about a twat knock?"

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

huffer

Someone who is addicted to inhalants. Usually involves a rag soaked with some dangerous chemical and placed in a paper bag to be inhaled. Spray paint is commonly used. Metallic spray paint gives the best results.

"Look at that zombie motherfucker over there with paint on his face. Must be a low-life huffer."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

shatisfaction

That feeling of accomplishment and relief following a really big dump.

"On the Pleasure Pyramid, shatisfaction falls somewhere between getting a really sticky booger off your finger, and an orgasm."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

burnt betty

1.Giving a woman the high, hard one until she passes out. 2. A woman too drunk or stoned to fuck.

"Yeah, she showed up acting all tough. But by the end of the night, she was a burnt betty."

"My wife pulled a burnt betty on me last night."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003