yukoncornelius's definitions

Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion

1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.

"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

burnt betty

1.Giving a woman the high, hard one until she passes out. 2. A woman too drunk or stoned to fuck.

"Yeah, she showed up acting all tough. But by the end of the night, she was a burnt betty."

"My wife pulled a burnt betty on me last night."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

Shatner

1.A person who overacts. 2.A person that pulls off lame stunts for attention. 3.A state of being like a washed out celebrity who never goes away. 4.A state of being a really shitty personality from Canada. 5.One who takes a shat near things.

"Look at that asshat over there. What a Shatner!"

"That man shat ne'r that tree off yonder."

by yukoncornelius April 8, 2003

Squeaker

1. A deadly "silent but violent" manifestation of a fart usually containing a high-pitched, clinched sphincter utterance. 2. The leading cause of death in church and movie theaters.

"It's a good thing we had that canary, or that squeaker would of killed us!"

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

huffer

Someone who is addicted to inhalants. Usually involves a rag soaked with some dangerous chemical and placed in a paper bag to be inhaled. Spray paint is commonly used. Metallic spray paint gives the best results.

"Look at that zombie motherfucker over there with paint on his face. Must be a low-life huffer."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

blouse clowns

I nice, full, juggly set of titties.

Her blouse clowns are like two puppies fighting under a blanket.

by yukoncornelius April 8, 2003

booger eater

A person of unsophisticated and interbred lineage. A person who does things that lack common sense. A person who sits at a stop sign for too long. A person that drives with their blinker on. A slow, dumb sonofabitch.

"Why are you so stupid?!? What are you? Some kind of booger eater?"

by yukoncornelius April 8, 2003