burnt betty

1.Giving a woman the high, hard one until she passes out. 2. A woman too drunk or stoned to fuck.

"Yeah, she showed up acting all tough. But by the end of the night, she was a burnt betty."

"My wife pulled a burnt betty on me last night."

by yukoncornelius April 09, 2003

blouse clowns

I nice, full, juggly set of titties.

Her blouse clowns are like two puppies fighting under a blanket.

by yukoncornelius April 09, 2003

huffer

Someone who is addicted to inhalants. Usually involves a rag soaked with some dangerous chemical and placed in a paper bag to be inhaled. Spray paint is commonly used. Metallic spray paint gives the best results.

"Look at that zombie motherfucker over there with paint on his face. Must be a low-life huffer."

by yukoncornelius April 09, 2003

Squeaker

1. A deadly "silent but violent" manifestation of a fart usually containing a high-pitched, clinched sphincter utterance. 2. The leading cause of death in church and movie theaters.

"It's a good thing we had that canary, or that squeaker would of killed us!"

by yukoncornelius April 09, 2003

Shatner

1.A person who overacts. 2.A person that pulls off lame stunts for attention. 3.A state of being like a washed out celebrity who never goes away. 4.A state of being a really shitty personality from Canada. 5.One who takes a shat near things.

"Look at that asshat over there. What a Shatner!"

"That man shat ne'r that tree off yonder."

by yukoncornelius April 09, 2003

shatisfaction

That feeling of accomplishment and relief following a really big dump.

"On the Pleasure Pyramid, shatisfaction falls somewhere between getting a really sticky booger off your finger, and an orgasm."

by yukoncornelius April 09, 2003

twat knockers

1. To describe two consenting women involved in the bumping of uglies. 2. Agressive vagina on vagina sex (twat knocking). 3. Slapping or smacking the vagina (twat knock).

"Damn... Those twat knockers look pretty bruised up."

"My tongue needs a rest. How about a twat knock?"

by yukoncornelius April 09, 2003