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waxing the yogurt maker

Yet another term for floggin' yer log, spankin' the monkey, ad infinitum...
He claimed he got caught up in looking for a book, but you could tell by his cramped right hand and wobbly knees that he'd been waxing the yogurt maker instead.
Can be used to refer to masturbating or to a person being stupid. (aka douching it)
Johnny was playing gta and waxing it hard.
waxing it by SHANAN3G3NMAK3Rs February 19, 2015
Overcharging for something. Used interchangeably with “taxing
“$50 for a haircut? Damn they’re waxing”
“You paid $70 for this? Aww, they waxed your ass.”
Waxing by proverbialpete February 23, 2021

waxing the carrot 

the simplified term for masturbation, wacking off, beating the meat, jerking it, choking the chicken, or what ever the hell you call it.
I waxed the carrot to some fat bitch in a porno last night.

sac waxing

the male version of a bikini wax, the act of having one's ball sack waxed and dehaired
Ray felt so smooth and silky after his weekly sac waxing that he had to run home and beat off.
sac waxing by shiny balls April 23, 2003
Can be used to refer to masturbating or to a person being stupid. (aka douching it)
Johnny was playing gta and waxing it hard.
waxing it by SHANAN3G3NMAK3Rs February 19, 2015