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wptv
walrus pussy terretttes virus. a severe disease that affects your learning abilities. acts like a phat concussion
wptv by wptvdisease December 19, 2017
WPTD
Sarah: I’m going to let my 13 year old daughter spend the night at her boyfriends house.
Me: wtf? Come again?
Me: (in my head) WPTD
Me: wtf? Come again?
Me: (in my head) WPTD
WPTD by May Jesus bless you December 3, 2018
WPTTAG
WPTTAG by sexy beast May 25, 2003
WPTHWP
White People That Hate White People
WPTHWP are White people that cringe when they hear another white person talking about "reverse racism" bull shit, or how black people are actually more racist than white people. WPTHWP want to smack the shit out of these ignorant white people. WPTHWP understand PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE NO MATTER SKIN COLOR. We don't pretend like we don't see color, but we sure DON'T DISCRIMINATE BECAUSE OF COLOR. WPTHWP hate ignorant white people. Ignorant white people don't understand what racism is (they like to pretend they have a struggle). WPTHWP totally hate and can't stand these white people. If black people are racist, who gives a shit? White people have oppressed anyone different from them (black people in particular) for 400 years counting. So if a black person calls you white because you can't jump, get the fuck over it. That's not racism. Racism is ENSLAVING an ENTIRE RACE, it's PERSECUTING and KILLING those who don't share the same view as them. WPTHWP would like to apologize to all those effected by these ignorant/racist white people. We can't begin to express how deeply sorry and embarrassed we are. We're sorry for the oppression, for the hurt and anguish they have caused and for mistrust they have created between races. We're sorry. To those ignorant/racist white people, if you honestly think that you have it bad or you're a victim of oppression, you're fucking stupid. It's NOT a white v black issue anymore, it's a EVERYONE V IGNORANT WHITE PEOPLE
WPTHWP are White people that cringe when they hear another white person talking about "reverse racism" bull shit, or how black people are actually more racist than white people. WPTHWP want to smack the shit out of these ignorant white people. WPTHWP understand PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE NO MATTER SKIN COLOR. We don't pretend like we don't see color, but we sure DON'T DISCRIMINATE BECAUSE OF COLOR. WPTHWP hate ignorant white people. Ignorant white people don't understand what racism is (they like to pretend they have a struggle). WPTHWP totally hate and can't stand these white people. If black people are racist, who gives a shit? White people have oppressed anyone different from them (black people in particular) for 400 years counting. So if a black person calls you white because you can't jump, get the fuck over it. That's not racism. Racism is ENSLAVING an ENTIRE RACE, it's PERSECUTING and KILLING those who don't share the same view as them. WPTHWP would like to apologize to all those effected by these ignorant/racist white people. We can't begin to express how deeply sorry and embarrassed we are. We're sorry for the oppression, for the hurt and anguish they have caused and for mistrust they have created between races. We're sorry. To those ignorant/racist white people, if you honestly think that you have it bad or you're a victim of oppression, you're fucking stupid. It's NOT a white v black issue anymore, it's a EVERYONE V IGNORANT WHITE PEOPLE
Ignorant white person: Dude, black people are so racist. A black guy just called me racist because I can't jump. He also said that white people are the worst. Like, black people need to get over the whole oppression thing. Like, we weren't even alive when that happened. It doesn't even effect them or matter anymore. White people are actually the victim.
WPTHWP: Dude, I'm literally gonna strangle you.
Ignorant white person: dude, that's racist.
(WPTHWP knocks his bitch ass out)
WPTHWP: Dude, I'm literally gonna strangle you.
Ignorant white person: dude, that's racist.
(WPTHWP knocks his bitch ass out)
WPTO
When you still do work related tasks while work on you paid time off because you don’t want work to pile up while you are away missing important non-work activities people do when they are off work
I got all my expense reports completed when I was on WPTO in Hawaii and never made it to the beach as planned
WPTO by Holden like Carl Molden December 16, 2021
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026