wpt 

World Poker Tour!!!

Man WPT was hella tight the other day.

wpt by Ben H. July 11, 2003

wpth 

Weight Proportionate To Height

In order to date, please be WPTH.

wpth by C M October 18, 2004

wptv 

walrus pussy terretttes virus. a severe disease that affects your learning abilities. acts like a phat concussion

UH MUH GUHD U GOT THAT DUMB WPTV DISEASE OW SHIT!!

wptv by wptvdisease December 19, 2017

WPTD 

White people these days

Sarah: I’m going to let my 13 year old daughter spend the night at her boyfriends house.

Me: wtf? Come again?
Me: (in my head) WPTD

WPTD by May Jesus bless you December 3, 2018

WPTTAG 

White People Trying To Act Ghetto a.k.a. posers

That eminem guy is a total WPTTAG!

WPTTAG by sexy beast May 25, 2003

WPTHWP 

White People That Hate White People

WPTHWP are White people that cringe when they hear another white person talking about "reverse racism" bull shit, or how black people are actually more racist than white people. WPTHWP want to smack the shit out of these ignorant white people. WPTHWP understand PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE NO MATTER SKIN COLOR. We don't pretend like we don't see color, but we sure DON'T DISCRIMINATE BECAUSE OF COLOR. WPTHWP hate ignorant white people. Ignorant white people don't understand what racism is (they like to pretend they have a struggle). WPTHWP totally hate and can't stand these white people. If black people are racist, who gives a shit? White people have oppressed anyone different from them (black people in particular) for 400 years counting. So if a black person calls you white because you can't jump, get the fuck over it. That's not racism. Racism is ENSLAVING an ENTIRE RACE, it's PERSECUTING and KILLING those who don't share the same view as them. WPTHWP would like to apologize to all those effected by these ignorant/racist white people. We can't begin to express how deeply sorry and embarrassed we are. We're sorry for the oppression, for the hurt and anguish they have caused and for mistrust they have created between races. We're sorry. To those ignorant/racist white people, if you honestly think that you have it bad or you're a victim of oppression, you're fucking stupid. It's NOT a white v black issue anymore, it's a EVERYONE V IGNORANT WHITE PEOPLE

Ignorant white person: Dude, black people are so racist. A black guy just called me racist because I can't jump. He also said that white people are the worst. Like, black people need to get over the whole oppression thing. Like, we weren't even alive when that happened. It doesn't even effect them or matter anymore. White people are actually the victim.

WPTHWP: Dude, I'm literally gonna strangle you.

Ignorant white person: dude, that's racist.
(WPTHWP knocks his bitch ass out)

WPTHWP by joshawn03 September 19, 2016

WPTO 

When you still do work related tasks while work on you paid time off because you don’t want work to pile up while you are away missing important non-work activities people do when they are off work

I got all my expense reports completed when I was on WPTO in Hawaii and never made it to the beach as planned

WPTO by Holden like Carl Molden December 16, 2021