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White People Trying To Act Ghetto a.k.a. posers
That eminem guy is a total WPTTAG!
WPTTAG by sexy beast May 25, 2003
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Wattage Bazooka 

The wattage bazooka refers to a monstrous amount of power delivered through the pedals of a bicycle for a duration of 5 minutes or greater. Often produced by the illustrious Tony Martin who fires wattage bazookas left, right and centre to hold off the entire chasing peloton. Sometimes confused with watt bomb, an important distinction is that the wattage bazooka is an extended period of huge, mind blowing power rather than a short, sharp explosion. It can therefore be thought to consist of many watt bombs spread over a period of time greater than 5 minutes.
"Did you see Peter Sagan drop a watt bomb on the final climb to win the world championships?" said Billy.

"My dear boy, that was no watt bomb! Sagan fired off the wattage bazooka for that victory!" responded James.
Wattage Bazooka by hlfssw July 21, 2016

wattagwan 

Jamaican-english for "Whats going on" or "Whats up".
"Yo! Wattagwan?"
"Just chillin"
wattagwan by Shopie February 25, 2008

wattagwon 

A word used to express a greeting, generally a sentence in itself.
1. wattagwon!
2. wattagwon, my friend, wattagwon
wattagwon by Jason Allen. June 2, 2006

high-wattage 

adj. (figuratively about people) heavy-weight, powerful, reach, high-profile
The lawyer prefers to remain in the shadows of his high-wattage clients: Sir Paul, the late artists, Willem de Kooning and Francis Bacon.
high-wattage by aractanca March 22, 2007
The ammount of light which passes between a womans legs when standing with her legs together.
She's got high milage, look at the wattage, it's blinding.
WATTAGE by rich August 25, 2003

WATTAGUAN 

A TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO ARE FAMILY BUT CAN ALSO BE USED TO EXPRESS HELLO'S AND GOODBYE'S. FORMERLY USED ON
THE TELEPHONE TO SAY WHAT UP, OR HI TO A FAM MEMBER OR MOST NOTABLY A FAMALANG. THESE CAN BE BLOOD RELATIVES BUT ALSO NOT JAMAICANS. WATTAGUAN CAN BE USED TO DEAL WITH INFANTS, SMALL DOGS SUCH AS CHOWERAS, CHAMBERS, AND MOXLINGS, OR OLD MEN OR HOT SEXY FEMALES IN A CLUB.

THE WATTAGUAN CAN BE USED AS A NOUN, OR AN ADJETIVE, WATTAGUANS FREQUENT PUBS, WHOREHOUSES, LIBRARIES, DOMINO PIZZA SHOPS, LEXUS CARS, JAMAICA, CRUSTY SPOTS, AND NEW YORK CITY NIGHTLIFE HOT SPOTS. WATTAGUANS CAN BE FOUND MOSTLY ANYWHERE THERE IS A RED STRIPE BEER FOUNTAIN. SOMETIMES BABY WATTAGUANS COME OUT BUT THEY ARE VERY RARE
"WATTAGUAN MISTA MARTEEE MCFLYYY YOU A BATTI BOI?"
WATTAGUAN by DOMBER August 2, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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