oh wows

A sarcastic version of oh wow to show that the user doesnt give a damn about the topic at hand even though it is meant to be something of shock and surprise. Often used when user cannot be bothered replying

user of oh wows is also a fond user of other oh-euphemisms, especially oh noes.

pear: i struck a million dollars in the lottery today
apple: OH WOWS.

oh wows by rottenapple January 7, 2009

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oh wows

A sarcastic version of oh wow to show that the user doesnt give a damn about the topic at hand even though it is meant to be something of shock and surprise. Often used when user cannot be bothered replying

user of oh wows is also a fond user of other oh-euphemisms, especially oh noes.

pear: i struck a million dollars in the lottery today
apple: OH WOWS.

oh wows by rottenapple January 7, 2008

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oh wows

A sarcastic version of oh wow to show that the user doesnt give a damn about the topic at hand even though it is meant to be something of shock and surprise. Often used when user cannot be bothered replying

user of oh wows is also a fond user of other oh-euphemisms, especially oh noes.

pear: i struck a million dollars in the lottery today
apple: oh wows

oh wows by rottenapple January 5, 2008

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7 wows

It's Basically wow, but 7 times

person: Im Way Faster Than You
Me: 7 Wows You Know Damn Right Im Faster

7 wows by shinqua101 March 18, 2017

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Make wows

The act of doing amazing things, used by Embrace The Culture Fashion House and created by the British band Minnaars.

Let's make wows!

Alright man I'll see you later, make wows!

Who wants to make wows tonight?

Too many wows, not enough machens

Machen sie wows (German translation)

Make wows by Rosco Flevo October 21, 2010

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Sea wows

When you are so drunk you get the sensation of seasickness even though you are not on a boat.

Ya boy has the sea wows

Sea wows by Speeechhhhhclassss October 4, 2017

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